Walmart

Listenin' to Sum41 (the good Sum41 from like.. Idk the 90s?). Nostagalia for a past that really isn't mine. Whatever.. 1994 is when I was born.. If I wanna listen to Music that came out in the 90's I suppose it really isn't that far. I'm not making sense today. And Because Its Summer My life can pretty much be summed up by Simple Plan's "I'm Just a Kid" and That's sorta depressing, but whatever.

Mom is yelling at me to go to bed. No. I wont mommy. I am going to (window) shop online until I can't see and then I'm keep doing it because Its fun. Pathetic.. I went to Walmart today.. I has a gift card. I want to buy earrings? I wanttt to spend it. I hate buying things. It's all your fault. whatever.

Today is a whatever day. I woke up at 7 and went back to sleep.. and Showered at like one o'clock. So uh. Yup. Facebook says Hi. (or it would if it was like, alive.) Google is alive. It wants to find things so it must be alive. Because Thats how Alive-ness is determined. (But really can you call google's search for information a want?) I feel pretty incoherent. I dont wanna do this anymoar. Poor blogggie. I'm going to bed.

Not really. I'm sorta waching Big Bang theory.. Mom wants me to check her head for bugs.. She's paranoid now and Its not funny. Healthy food is bad for you. FML. Everything is bad. Mom wants to put on the AC. Its not that hot. I promise. Ice water puts you in like shock. Room Temp is better. Why am I telling you this? WHY? Cedar Point looks wicked fun... But I'm not going so *sadface*.

I want to preorder 'The Fault in our Stars' By John Green but my Mom has no money. Jeez. Everything sux. My klout score wazzacallit is 26. So I'm tottally on the up and up Baby! Lolz. I think I'm the same as before really and this prolly means NOTHING. I'm like a Conversationalist or something now. That makes me more popular than Gwen even. But I'm still pretty low. So. Its. Uh.. MEANINGLESS.

Since you read this far you deserve a prize. *FREE HUGS!!* Lol Imaginary hugs. Lets Call it a Nite.

~Lizzeh

Because.

I'm posting this on tumblr. So NANANANANA
>Yes, I do NEED the INSANE Seizure-inducing kitty madness to be happy. The internet says I NEED Windows7.. I think the kitties will suffice. Ah. They sure are distracting, with the flashing, and the colors.. and stuff.. I'm sposed to be cleanin' mah room.
>The Nerdie bandkiddies are coming next week or whatver. MY sister will be at camp. So my parents felt the NEEd to replace her. With 2 SHINY NEW bandkiddieos.
>In More annoying selfcentered News, My Klout score has Increased and I'm becoming OCD over it. (Not really stalking myself yet but.. uh.. I might.) Which is funny beacuse I haven't really been online since ages. Wowzer.. I should make videos.. Whahhahahahahahahaaaaa// yeap. Maybe.
>I am becomming one of THEM... gahhahhhhh consumerist.. gahhh.. Kitttty.. I love you kitty. (because sanrio tells me to..)

Consumerism is a social and economic order that is based on the systematic creation and fostering of a desire to purchase goods and services in ever greater amounts.

Wikipedia ^

>Consumerism is sorta bad. Jus' on principle. But uh.. Consumerists are okay, like informing people on what they're buying.
>Consumerism in a sense that the ah producers are selling us things and using our stupididy against us to make us buy lots of crap we think we need but have no use for, thats bad. Like Yonanas. You are not getting a good deal, you are getting a useless bannana Masher. A blender could do that, Set it to liquify and mash urself some frosty bannana.
>Sorry if I dashed all your hopes just then. Sorry. But are we buying things because we want them or beacuse they TELL us we want them? YOU ARE FAT!!!! YOU NEED PILLZ!!!!!! MUZAK!!!! (that's basically the underlying message in everything, tho my mother says I have a guilty concience.)
> Off topic, Is it wrong to use wikipedia? How much less acurate could it REALLY be? We all get lied to everyday by more reputable sources, so really whats the problem?

SUMMER!!!!

YEAH!! I'm Back, and Shit is Wicked. Fixing my Twitter Feed, Checking my Klout (like 10-im pretty unimportant), Facebooking. Yup, y'all musta thought I died. I'm even gettin my ass in gear and gettin' a tumblr so I can follow Cara, and Nerdfighteria, and waffles; I want some waffles.

Did you know the twitter guy is also the square guy? And he wants to OWN ALL CONVERSATION?? Or more acuratley all social media. Wouldn't that be a monopoly? A scary big brother monopoly on your life? Its already creepy that I can connect tumbr to twitter to facebook to YOUtube to Google to Blogger. Something like that. I suppose they call it the 'web' for a reason.

Whatever. I like tumbr. Kinda. Its all shiny any new to me, but it's also ugly and blue, and I'm not going to fix it.

Mom says Kate and Will are breaking up. She be following Stupid. Thats a lie. Thanks guys. You've apparently duped my poor old mommy. She wants me to log off now, so ah, toodles everybody.

~Lizzeh <3

10 things.

That's what I wrote in my journal yesterday.. I only ever wrote about 4 things, 3 of them really just sub-parts to thing one.. I'd put them all here but I really don't want to write the same thing twice.  what is the point of sitting hear if front of this stupid youtube when i dont even know whaI want to look upp..... maybe chuck has sum vids

LIST

• Vikki needs help, it looks like someone chopped off her ear and replaced it with a sick lizard.
• Inside Joke of the day : FRESHMAN
• None of my crazy predictions came true? The Moon was still creepy. (this is both sad and fanastic at the same time. Sad, cuz I was wrong. Fanastic because nothing severe happened) 
• I'm still watching BBC. Gadaffi still sucks.
• There was an earthquake today in like Mynmar (that's Burma) Kills 1?
• I'm reconnecting with old friends on DA (deviantart). It's cool and a little wierd at the same time, btw, its still nice.
• My DA if you care : http://scruffums.deviantart.com/
• Making lists is definatley the way to go.
• I know I cant spell ^
• GIVE THE AMERICAS BACK TO THE MAYANS!!!!!!
• Oh wait, we killed them all, a gazzillion years ago.

California!

I'm scared of the rain now. It's full of Radioactivity. At least it in Japan. This is pretty bad. Natural disastors aren't any fun.
If you take the dates of 9/11 and the earth quake in Japan you get the Mayan date for the end of the world (I think maybe the whole world is going to explode?). Go look it up. Sorry I'm so slow.. Hawaii is having volcano issues and wildfires.. but I guess thats pretty normal.
This weekend is Saint Patrick's day. I advise you to stay in. But it's also a full moon. The largest one we've had latley. My Dad predicts an earthquake in California.  Its the ring of fire, he says. New Zealand, Chile, and then California. Next weekend the Gravital pull from the moon is going to be stronger or whatever (thats my logic actually but it doesn't make sense). Something about the spring eqinox as well. Its sunday.
But About the whole Japan thing, I'm concerned about the Radiation actually. Since the powerplants aren't in such great shape over there. I'm also pretty concerend about how we're helping these people.
What about the blue hat guy? I still haven't seen him yet. Beware of him. My dad says he's coming. The world can't end with out him, the anti-christ or whatver. Don't panic. There's survivors.
Cept theres all these aftershocks everywhere and the middle east is a pretty crappy place to be.
FOUR EXPLOSIONS! in Japan. Radiation is dropping though. Serious Concerns. (yeah, I'm wachin bbc) Melt down is a huge thing.

Sorry about the incoherancy. I just want to get this out thas all.
~Lizzeh.

GIVE ME YOUR SOLES

Geddit? Soles? Souls? So what if my puns arent funneh. I DONT CARE. I just felt the need to post. Since I was thinking of my blog while I was working in DreamWeaver for my project. Web design is not fun. Niether is the ACT. However I really can't tell you much more than that, because we've all been sworn to secrecy. kindof.  I don't know. Whatever.

We had EXAMS today... So// uh/.. sucks/

Welcome to PEN ISLAND I hope you enjoy your stay. Don't forget to check out the PEN 15 club next to the vistor center.   yeah. skrew you. I'm bored. HOLY DOOM that means I'm BORING.

MY PHONE IS BROKE. WHOEVER JUST TXTED ME IS NOT GETTING AN ANSWER.

The End.

I'm not a Criminal.

Thats the sort of disclaimer only criminals use.

But honestly I was a little scared this morning.
Sleeping in class, Its tottally chill.
Getting woke up by Vikkeh, Eh whatever.
Beefy Securtiy gaurds
I can see why she woke me up.
ohh Sombody's in trouble, oohh.
Thats all Chill. I'm fine with it.
Teacher and Gaurd have some chitchat, he shows her some papers.
Lovley, Fine'n'Dandy. Who is gunna get searched?..
(At this point everyone is always super curious)
The moment of Truth ->                                                                                     

"Lizzeh"

Vikki is giving me the look.

I laugh. "I didn't do anything"

*smile*

Did i? Am I a witness?

Something from 8th grade return?

Oh gawd.

*any ideas look*

I'll follow the security gaurds I guess.

<-

So we get to the office.
I think the guards are confused.
MAybe this is all a mistake.
I wanna go back to class
uhk.
"Oh! Lizzeh, Come this way please," "How are you?"
What is going on.
'uh fine'
I follow her to an office.
"Have a seat."
I am so disorientated, a little dizzy. Gah.
Oh! [Insert friend Name here]! I'm saved.
And its all okay 'cuz its only some A.C.T. prep B.S.

->I typed that all yesterday after school and now I'm back so Na Na Na Nana. But honestly you wouldn't know that anyways would you, 'cept Since I just told you. Uhk. I'm such a failure at life. Who cares?
No one does.. I suppose that's the moral of the story. My life is Boring. FML.
That is a rant. And this must be part of it. Uhk. Web design is going to bore me to death I swear. Whatever. ->MAybe, Vikki will read this and comment and be all like "I <3 u but your story was a lie. You weren't really sleeping." and then I'll feel bad and everything will suck from there. Maybe we'll fight about it. Chances are we won't because she won't be reading this because...

Oh. Never Mind.

I honestly don't feel like writing this anymore. 

I Guess I'll see you later.

~Lizzeh

So.. the Throbbing finnally subsided?

Ghhhrraaarrrr..

->Yeah.. If your wondering.. I got my ear pierced. Industrial or whatever.  It was quite an experience.. I have a video to prove it.. Gimme a few hours and I'll link it when I get home Tube doent work at skool. Aaannywho.. Its fun to playwith..

A LIST!!

All the fun things it got caught on..

Hat

 Hair

T-shirt

Glasses

Hairdryer

Jacket

 Pillow*Sending me into spasms of pain, anger and general misery. Everyonce in a while the throbbing would subside and then of course. I could encounter any number of things and it would all happen AGAIN,in other words, It would get caught on EVERYthing.
->Now it's a week later and it doesnt even hurt when you wack with the flat iron. So It's all chill and I haven't posted much. But y'all still love me righ'?

In World News - Cairo isn't such a nice vacation spot at the moment, too bad google hasn't noticed? If I were a reporter I'd be gone- jus'sayin. They haven't really done a very good job explaining the sitiation much anyhow.

Uhhh///////

THE END

for today :p

~Lizzeh.<3